Adam Tweeted that the next single from TRESPASSING will be announced “soon.”
Even though I trust the Universe’s perfect timing, the last time Adam said “soon” it quickly became “soonish”, then the beginning of the year, then March, then M’April, then finally May. So I am hoping (predicting) that “soon” means within a few weeks just as American Idol is naming their judging panel that includes Adam Fucking Lambert.
Past blogs
“Is ‘Better Than I Know Myself’ Adam Lambert’s Explosion?“
“A Bible Verse, A Bridge and Destiny”
“Turn It Up: The Case For Shady”
had me questioning Adam, his management, his label, his Mom’s dog, radio execs and whoever else makes these decisions.
My prediction is that “CUCKOO” will be the next single.
”CUCKOO” is one of those songs that everyone can party to. “Party til they take us away” can mean a toddler watching “Barney’s Birthday Show”, elementary school kids eating too much pizza and plunking tokens into a game at Chuck E. Cheese, high schoolers who just want to scream the word “F(_)CK” when the radio bleeps it out, young adults who like to party at clubs, and Glamberts who are already CRAZY and dare anyone to take us away from our beloved Adam Lambert.
I can see weddings and class reunions and kids at the prom all standing in a circle and everyone doing their own personal “WALK like they don’t give a FUCK” and the DJs cheering on all the people who don’t normally get up and dance to get on the dance floor and “Walk that walk.” And I see it 20 years into the future, on the DJs party play list with “Mony Mony”, “The Electric Slide” and “The Macarena.”
PARTY ON WAYNE! PARTY ON GARTH!
PARTY ON ADAM! PARTY ON GLAMBERTS!
PARTY ON KIDS! PARTY ON TEENS!
PARTY ON ADULTS! PARTY ON “OLDER” ADULTS!
PARTY ‘TIL THEY TAKE US AWAY!
2 comments
lauriellen says:
July 30, 2012 at 11:43 PM (UTC 0)
@Sharon- There are 12 songs on the CD and 2 have been released. So I have a 1 in 10 chance of being right anyway. But I also increased my odds by asking my Magic 8 Ball. It said “Outlook good.”
By the way, did you notice that the first three letters of my blog site name are LOL? (HA! watching Wheel of Fortune and a contestant guessed an L)
Sharon says:
July 30, 2012 at 11:13 PM (UTC 0)
Seriously it’s obvious for so many reasons that Cuckoo will be next single. No psychic powers needed to know that.