First things first.
As far back as 8/31/2010 I predicted a Queen and Adam Lambert collaboration. I’m still searching for the actual date that I first said it would be for charity. I did start a thread with psychic predictions on 2/9/2011, so it was before that. Although I’ve referred to the event many times, I tingled all over when I saw the actual poster for the event.
Adam has been keeping a lot of things secret these last few months but has been hinting at some surprises for the Queen shows. He’s also been on his best behavior, not even having an alcoholic beverage at Dean Piper’s party a few days ago. Is Adam Lambert a ticking time bomb? Can he keep a secret? I decided to see if there were any clues in his handwriting.
I referred to a book by Michelle Dresbold called
“Sex, Lies, and Handwriting.”
The LOWER ZONE, letters that fall below the line like the g, p and y, indicate your physical, material and sexual urges, needs and appetites. On a personal note: You have no idea how hard it was for me to choose a Glambulge picture, upload the image, select the best position, re-size the image and then insert it into the post.
Your signature tells how you want the world to see you.
SIGNATURE SIZE: The Dorain thank you note isn’t the best example because it looks like it was written with a chisel tip marker. So I am only using it to note the size of his signature in a signed letter. When you sign a letter, if your signature is smaller than the person you are addressing, you look at them as bigger than you. If signed much larger you consider yourself bigger. If it is equal size or just slightly larger, you think of the recipient as “equal.” Adam sees his fans as equal.It is noteworthy that Adam’s signature is bigger than Queen’s logo on the ad and on the fan site it is large too. Although he personally didn’t do the art, he may have approved the layout with the over sized signature.
STRAIGHT OR GAY: Adam’s signature on the Sonisphere ad, Adam has no letters that would normally fall into the lower zone. But interestingly, he makes the capital L fall below the line. An indication that a person is gay is that they make their lower zone letters bulging and swing way to the left, which Adam does with the L. Elton John’s signature does this also, and look at the ending Y in Freddie Mercury’s signature.
DRAMATIC STROKES: Beginning or ending your signature with dramatic strokes, shows that you want to be noticed. Adam begins “Lambert” with the dramatic L and ends with a T that looks like an X.
SLANT: A signature slanted to the right with even sized letters indicates being consistent and reliable.
Your handwriting reflects what you personally think and feel.
MIXING UPPER AND LOWER CASE: I was always curious about how Adam makes the lower case R into an upper case R while still keeping it the correct size. Adam does this in his signature and in his handwriting at least 2/3 of the time. I checked several web sites about this and found that many people mix upper and lower case and cursive and printing for different reasons. I still haven’t found a clear answer but was kind of spooked that Michael Jackson did the same thing.
THE PERSONAL PRONOUN I: This addresses the relationship you have with your Mom and Dad. But it is only a factor using a cursive I. Adam uses a printed I with serifs all of the time which shows he is aggressive and intense. It also indicates an ego if the I is large. Donald Trump and Adam both print the letter I and make it slightly larger than their other letters. Trump makes those capital Rs too.
LOWER CASE A & O: These are the “communication letters.” Think of them as little mouths. If they are open at the top, the person likes to talk. If closed, you can count on the person to keep a secret. Adam’s are all closed.
UNDERLINING WORDS AND EXCESSIVE PUNCTUATION: It is OK to underline important words, but watch for randomly underlined words. Adam does underline a few words, capitalizes some things and uses lots of exclamation points. I personally see this as Adam trying to give a visual picture of him as he is saying the words as he writes them. I think it’s just the “entertainer” in him.
T CROSS BARS: The height of where the bar crosses the stem indicates you self esteem. The higher the bar, the more we like ourselves. Most of Adam’s Ts cross just above the middle. And we all know that Adam still has some self esteem issues. It would be fun to look at his writing in middle school.
PHALLIC SYMBOLS: Other than the L in Adam’s signature, there are no phallic symbols in his writing. So we can say that he is as “vanilla” as he says he is. (Insert big frown here) As long as he continues the sexy moves and crotch grabbing on stage for us, I won’t complain. I’m not sleeping with him. (Insert another big frown here)
STAYING IN THE LINES & BORDERS: People who cross the line in real life, often go out of their boundaries in their handwriting also. Although Adam claims to be a bad boy, his writing has very neat margins and the lines never run into each other. I see this as Adam wanting to be a bad boy, but he rarely does not follow the rules, except when adrenalin kicks in.
DOTTING THE I: When you dot your Is and make your periods by grinding into the paper, it is like a ticking time bomb. Although each of Adam’s Is are dotted, meaning he is detail oriented, he doesn’t grind them or make them heavier than his writing. So he keeps his temper in check. But a really detail oriented person like an engineer or accountant will have the dot just perfectly placed. Adam’s flying dots indicate he is using his imagination.
This last example is very recent. Adam did a POP Justice POP Quiz and answered in his own handwriting. Although these are written fast, can you pick out anything different from the other examples? I found it noteworthy that when trying to name all seven judges that have served on American Idol, Adam named Victoria Beckham instead of Ellen. Was it the adrenalin kickin’ in?
7/3/2012: I am updating this blog post because I just saw a photo with “Queenbert” and their autographs. I’ll let you analyze them now that you have some information.